The scene: Me sitting at the reference desk on a very slow day with a pile of “Read Banned Books” pins on the desk. (Not the ones seen here, but similar).
Administrator: Read Banned Books huh? You’re just trying to incite all sorts of chaos, aren’t you?
Me (completely deadpan): Well, it was either those or the “have promiscuous sex” pins.
**administrator giggles uncomfortably and looks like he can’t tell if I’m joking or not.**
I know. I know. Bad librarian. Bad. No treat for you! Go to your cage!
But good huh????